|Happy Smiley Bracelet|
A: Waaaa-taaa (water)
Q: What's a ninja's favorite breakfast food?
A: Waaaa-ffles (waffles)
Q: What's a ninja's favorite fruit?
A: A throwing starfruit!
Two ninjas met one night in a dark alley. The first ninja said, "Hhhiii-ya waaaaaaaa-aaaaah! Hiieya! ya! Ya! ya!" To which the second ninja replied, "..."
Q: What to momma ninjas sing to put their baby ninjas to bed?
A: Twinkle Twinkle Little Throwing Star
Q: Are you laughing yet?
A: Better say 'yes' because there's more where those came from...